Three women, each juggling hilariously chaotic lives and all three with different problems in the bedroom,

Marianne: Married a long time and looking for passion, in fact anything that makes her less of a 'practical option' with Jaffa cake in her hair and ham on her slippers and more erotic temptress, expert in tantalising impromptu dance - with a scarf - that itches.

Lottie: Her boudoir is decked out in every contraption to satisfy her quest for the ultimate sexual pleasure that does not involve a bath in Dettol afterwards.

Patsy: Perfect in every way apart from her deep seated fear that her philandering partner is beyond her reach. What was once a sexy arrangement now feels like a fob off.

This laugh out loud novella is laced with eye wateringly funny escapades and witty banter that will have you snorting your tea out your nose.